I'M NOT NOOB I AM PRO

You know I today play Left 4 Die and I was SO PRO YOU KNOW YO.
I USE UZI AND KILL WITCH I SO PRO.
WITCH ONLY KILL 2 TEAMMATE SEE.
I LETS THEM STARTLE I USE BOT CONTROL LA!
I STAND FAR FAR BECAUSE AFTER THE WITCH ABC ME WOR!

THEN I MADE IT 50% FAR WOR 152 POINTS! I PLAY VERSUS MODE I ADD ALL_BOTS 1 SO I PLAY OFFLINE.
THEN I TURN INTO ZOMBIE I USE BOMBER THEY SHOOT ME WOR I EXPLODE I PUSH AWAY OTHER ZOMBIE FROM BEING SHOT WOR!

THEN I USE HUNTER THEN I HUNT THEM I SPAWN INFRONT OF THEM AND JUMP ON ZOEY YOR BUT BILL HIT MY NERVE ENDINGS ALL SO WHITE AND BLANKY THEN I DIE!

I DON'T SOUND LIKE HUNTER LA I HAVE BOY VOICE LA
I DON'T SCREAM AND JUMP ROUND LIKE MONKEY ONLY THAT ONE.

THEN I USE TOUGUER I USE HIS TOUGUE AND PULL THE SURVIVOR INTO SAFE ROOM BUT I WAS TOO LATE THEY WIN LEDI LAAAA

So stupid survivor bot they are bots so they can kill me so easily!!
SO I downloaded Garena I choose the Wr3 Server YOR NO L4D GAME ONE!!??
I USE STEAM AND I RUN NORMALLY WHY NO GAME???
MY VERSION I DUNNO I NEVER UPDATE YET LAAAA

THEN I CHAT IN GARENA YE

I SAY

"YOR WHERE IS L4D ROOM YOU ALL NO PLAY Left 4 Die meh?"
Then they all call me noob wor!!

YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

Damn bad. They all call me a Dota why so bad one!!???!!????!?!?!??!?!?!!11
Stupid noob they all naab la call me dota!!
THEY ALSO DOTA LO

AIYA MY DAD SAY OFF COM I NEED EAT MAGGI MEE AW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH